January 2012
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診断まとめポスト
「nseika」がバレンタインデーにもらえるチョコの数は【 １個 】です。(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｷﾀｺﾚ!! http://shindanmaker.com/181986
一筋でいいな… (嘘
『nseika』＋『神』＝『無計画魔神』 #keisansin http://shindanmaker.com/188067
世界を滅びましょう
nseikaの運命の人の生年月日は「2095年11月9日」で、血液型は「O型」の人です。 http://shindanmaker.com/188060
111年まで生きられるかな
【nseika】灰。ネガティブ。鬱になりやすい。どこかに篭るのが好き。赤の人が苦手。緑の人が好き。金の人とは相性がいい。 http://shindanmaker.com/185909
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“I would ask the poll question differently - not when dit it all go wrong, but...”
– rxmd - When Did It All Go Wrong?- Rangefinder Forum
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“The price of gold keep on raising for the last 11 years”
– Relatively speaking, isn’t that because our money become more and more worthless every passing day ?
December 2011
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Protesters
Imagine this situation. Your son is rolling on the floor crying and demanding you to buy him a digital Hasselblad while everyone is giving you accusing look as if you’re a heartless parent. By the way, that son only take yes or armed force mobilization as answer.
Customer support
American: I paid, so I expect the best service for what my money is worth!
Indonesian: Just give me cheap and I’ll find my own (cheaper) solution if troubles happened. I don’t trust those bloodsucking companies anyway.
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November 2011
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“For the same reason the Galaxy tab just look like the android version of the...”
– by Alphalucard @ Crackberry.com
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Branding X
Vlad S wrote: X is associated with excellence, expansion, extended features. NX and NEX probably allude to the “next generation” of the camera technology.
Trafford wrote: In the aerospace business ‘X’ stands for experimental, most of them blew up.
October 2011
2 posts
How Google has affected our Memory? [Infographics]
guturgu:
It is true that as the technology progresses we start relying on technology even more. Before we used to memorize everything, now we just Google it. Earlier we used to do the calculations orally or on paper, now we use Scientific calculators or our iPhone or Android. Let’s find out how this technology or rather Google has affected our memory. [via OnlineColleges.net]
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“Hee… lucu kamu. Banyak alasan aja. Emangnya kamu pikir bakal ada yang...”
– Kurang lebih, kesan yang saya dapat dari mimik wajah dan bahasa tubuh pembawa acara sosial politik di TV waktu mewawancara pihak “musuh”
Tentu saja karena tanpa kata-kata dan implisit, nggak bisa jadi bukti konkrit untuk tuduhan “menyetir opini publik”
September 2011
4 posts
“Our time is rich in inventive minds, the inventions of which could facilitate...”
– Albert Einstein, for the message in Westington Time Capsule
Best couple
What is the best lover ? Of course like any desire humane, it works along the principle of maximum benefit and minimum loss. To give more concrete requirements, lets say he must not complain, know what to do exactly, be something to be proud of without getting on the way, topped with utmost devotion of a loyal slave. Oh, and easily disposable without any ill-effects.
Of course, can’t...
“The function of advertising, public relations and most of the media is to get...”
– Noam Chomsk
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August 2011
6 posts
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“It’s fine to act hypocrite… at least you acted and your hypocrisy might build...”
– Captain Obvious
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Pro Camera
Since PRO would only shoot in RAW and always fine tune the result in post processing anyway, screw AWB and out-of-camera JPEG
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July 2011
6 posts
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幻想(郷)にいる能力
能力はインバですか? 大げさだな. 咲夜の能力はただ「時を操る程度の力」じゃない? 神様じゃあるまいし. 私だってただ「運命を操る程度の力」に過ぎない. ね, 咲夜.
(咲夜: はい, お嬢様)
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紫が行く →
八雲買出し紀行 (^-^)
こんな景色はヨコハマ買出し紀行やARIAの時から久しい
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Back by popular demand
Used to be: Glad you love it. Now: We can still milk that old cow.
Inspired by a billboard I saw on the street when going back home last week.
June 2011
2 posts
いつまでもここにいる… のDog Days最終話 (嘘
ミルヒ: 私, ずっとずっとシンクの事大好きです!
シンク: (聞こえなかった) 姫様, 実は 僕は昨日エクレールとやった
ミルヒ: 帰レ
シンク: 子犬たちは頼む
ミルヒ: 死ネ
と言うことで私はミルヒよりツンデレ隊長の方がシンクに似合うと思う
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Commisioned work
Motorbike credit agent: Sir, are you interested in…
Me: Sorry, I have no driving license
Credit agent: That’s not a problem
Me: … (oh right, they don’t actually care if I’m dead or anything as long as they got the money)
May 2011
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“With this, I want to state a clarification. OSAMA bin Laden is dead, Barrack...”
– of course, this is just a parody
April 2011
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“Being lifestyle victim is when your logic of causality runs backward and has no...”
– Meaning: you do an action to become (or most of the time, label yourself) as something. Should be you become something because you do an action.
And the human need of an identity is really delicious to exploit commercially.
March 2011
9 posts
Water balance
Got an idea for a smart house function. Everytime you go to the toilet to pee, the house will dispense water to drink as much as what you let out. If you didn’t drink it all before going to the toilet again it will accumulate.
PS: drinkig more than quota ahead won’t reduce the water you would have to drink later.
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Dream(?) lens
Or call it nightmare lens whichever you’d prefer.
Process:
Do purification ritual on the lens
Put the lens near an object inhabited by spirit, or in area with lots of spirits
Don’t worry about fogging, scratch or fungus (will be explained later)
Features:
Spirit photography (no worry about the glass, it doesn’t see anything)
Probably lost of sharpness (focusing on the unfocusable...
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February 2011
17 posts
“Hey, take a look at this! Wow, what a great innovation. More advertisement space...”
– Comment about the new supplementary half-sized newspaper for last edition of the month that’s filled almost half with advertisements and the other half probably with business-sponsored articles.